sometimes i get really excited about boobs and stutter too

emo for life

Chewbacca O'Malley

even stupid people like radiohead

i had to convince myself that this unicorn was an undercover agent who had infiltrated this person's organization to take them down from the inside.

live by the code, die by the code

your ≠ you're

nearsighted : shortsighted

it took almost 20 years but i found the guy who stole my 6th grade social studies notebook

johnny has his father's eyes...

a commitment to excellence

minds were blown at the frathouse

True Love