these colors don't run

what a waste of a perfectly good ass

2011-04-21T15:33:00.002-04:00

just did it

2011-03-14T15:49:00.000-04:00

Dealbreaker 5: Really? Really.... this is just fucking disgusting.

2011-03-08T16:39:00.001-05:00

shaking my head- baby, baby, baby, no.

2011-03-04T19:00:00.003-05:00

hiphop is dead 3: everything tatted? c'mon son. put down the sizzurp and pick up a book

2011-02-24T13:42:00.004-05:00

hiphop is dead 2: lil jon never got a myspace tattoo. just saying...

2011-01-31T16:00:00.003-05:00

flys ≠ flies. stupid isn't sexy.

2011-01-25T13:27:00.004-05:00

hiphop is dead

2011-01-13T00:55:00.002-05:00

hangin' tough

2010-12-03T14:58:00.000-05:00

dealbreaker 4

2010-12-01T12:43:00.002-05:00

"the customer is always right" 2

2010-11-24T11:58:00.000-05:00

"the customer is always right"

2010-11-22T11:43:00.002-05:00

...and just like that, summer is officially over.

2010-09-22T15:17:00.002-04:00

sorry but your boyfriend would still rather spend his time playing halo than hang out with you. at least you tried.

2010-09-20T16:40:00.003-04:00

your ≠ you're (redux)

2010-09-17T17:17:00.002-04:00

boobytrap 4

2010-09-15T14:42:00.001-04:00

all you need is love.... or a nickel.

2010-09-13T14:24:00.000-04:00

4 ever ever? 4 EVER!

2010-09-10T16:14:00.000-04:00

what ever happened to Shannen Doherty?

2010-09-08T13:24:00.003-04:00

well, maybe just one.

2010-09-03T16:54:00.002-04:00

vacation's over

2010-09-01T17:03:00.002-04:00

a sign you may need more going on in your life than sports teams you don't actually play for.

2010-07-09T13:43:00.002-04:00

love connection

2010-07-07T13:55:00.000-04:00

i see miracles

2010-07-05T15:13:00.000-04:00

a declaration of independence

2010-07-04T16:16:00.002-04:00

unfollow "twit"

2010-07-02T11:34:00.002-04:00

booby trap 3

2010-06-28T15:00:00.000-04:00

band tattoos are rarely a good idea

2010-06-25T18:30:00.000-04:00

dealbreaker 3

2010-06-23T15:43:00.003-04:00

i concur

2010-06-21T15:38:00.000-04:00

somewhere this guys good twin is looking for someone else's left shoulder to give advice from.

2010-06-18T14:17:00.008-04:00

way better than eyebrows

2010-06-16T17:15:00.005-04:00

samesies (continued)

2010-06-14T17:39:00.006-04:00

samesies

2010-06-11T13:17:00.006-04:00

it seemed like a good idea at the time

2010-06-09T15:15:00.001-04:00

to tough to spell

2010-06-07T13:58:00.000-04:00

"grandpa what's your tattoo say?"

2010-06-04T17:41:00.002-04:00

respect yourself 5: kelly

2010-06-02T12:23:00.003-04:00

i'll follow you until you love me hipster-hipsterazzi

2010-05-28T13:07:00.002-04:00

this brings me back to my highschool days when i was straight edge and would draw X's on my shoes

2010-05-26T16:02:00.004-04:00

booby trap 2

2010-05-24T17:48:00.002-04:00

planned obsolescence

2010-05-21T17:51:00.002-04:00

dealbreaker 2

2010-05-19T14:04:00.001-04:00

not so clever people being clever

2010-05-17T16:15:00.003-04:00

Go Bears

2010-05-14T18:51:00.000-04:00

i like pizza too

2010-05-12T12:57:00.002-04:00

a sheep in wolf's clothing

2010-05-10T14:38:00.001-04:00

booby trap

2010-05-05T13:21:00.002-04:00

jolene has great taste in men...

2010-05-03T11:16:00.002-04:00

respect yourself 4: daddy issues

2010-04-21T14:12:00.002-04:00

a series of choices

2010-04-19T13:54:00.002-04:00

like a fine wine this will only appreciate in value

2010-04-16T14:14:00.003-04:00

respect yourself 3: upfront advertising isn't always best

2010-04-14T15:31:00.004-04:00

leave britney alone

2010-04-12T16:00:00.000-04:00

well not everyone loves raymond

2010-04-09T11:38:00.000-04:00

someone got a haircut!

2010-04-07T11:53:00.002-04:00

d'oh. can't we all just get along?

2010-04-05T14:10:00.003-04:00

Dennis was a boy with a fascination with tigers.

2010-04-02T16:14:00.006-04:00

i bet your parents are proud

2010-03-31T17:52:00.001-04:00

Happy Passover

2010-03-29T17:23:00.004-04:00

dealbreaker

2010-03-26T17:12:00.002-04:00

i was not aware that geico had their own tribe. their people really do love saving money on their car insurance

2010-03-24T13:56:00.009-04:00

this is your brain on drugs... too many questions.

2010-03-22T15:54:00.001-04:00

renaisannce man?

2010-03-19T12:54:00.001-04:00

Happy St. Patrick's Day

2010-03-17T15:03:00.000-04:00

respect yourself 2

2010-03-15T12:52:00.000-04:00

respect yourself

2010-03-12T11:51:00.002-05:00

all that Glitters....

2010-03-10T14:30:00.000-05:00

um this power-up makes mario shoot fire. very appropriate

2010-03-08T14:46:00.000-05:00

reminder

2010-03-05T14:17:00.000-05:00

what's the frequency?

2010-03-03T14:15:00.000-05:00

death before dishonor really translates to "die first insult later". thats what you get for pulling a design from an ed hardy handbag.

2010-03-01T14:18:00.006-05:00

oh irony

2010-02-19T13:25:00.002-05:00

actual translation "supermarket"

2010-02-17T14:00:00.000-05:00

president's day

2010-02-15T13:00:00.001-05:00

emo for life 2

2010-02-12T14:59:00.002-05:00

must have been sedated

2010-02-10T15:00:00.002-05:00

Hello therapy.

2010-02-08T16:00:00.001-05:00

nah, there's nothing creepy about having a portrait of another person's kid tattooed on you...

2010-02-05T15:00:00.004-05:00

this guy knows what its like to have a roni

2010-02-03T19:21:00.003-05:00

its the country shaped like a boot. (your other boot)

2010-02-01T16:45:00.009-05:00

sometimes i get really excited about boobs and stutter too

2010-01-29T18:29:00.004-05:00

emo for life

2010-01-27T15:17:00.001-05:00

Chewbacca O'Malley

2010-01-25T14:06:00.007-05:00

even stupid people like radiohead

2010-01-22T16:14:00.001-05:00

i had to convince myself that this unicorn was an undercover agent who had infiltrated this person's organization to take them down from the inside.

2010-01-20T15:20:00.000-05:00

live by the code, die by the code

2010-01-18T20:01:00.003-05:00

your ≠ you're

2010-01-15T15:15:00.004-05:00

nearsighted : shortsighted

2010-01-13T16:27:00.004-05:00

it took almost 20 years but i found the guy who stole my 6th grade social studies notebook

2010-01-11T15:45:00.001-05:00

johnny has his father's eyes...

2010-01-09T15:39:00.002-05:00

a commitment to excellence

2010-01-07T15:35:00.000-05:00

No

2010-01-05T15:32:00.000-05:00

minds were blown at the frathouse

2010-01-03T15:23:00.000-05:00

True Love

2010-01-01T15:12:00.000-05:00